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The Magnetic Fields - You Must Be Out Of Your Mind
I frickin love these guys. It’s like they have a song for every thought I’ve ever had.
Today the Academy [of Pediatrics] says it recognizes that “video screens are everywhere now,” but it also reminds parents that “educational programming” is a total misnomer for children in the early stages of development who “have no idea what is going on” when it comes to watching videos, and not even just Yo Gabba Gabba!. Instead, they encourage way more one-on-one interactions with your children until they’re old enough to spend the rest of their lives staring at a screen up to the moment they drop dead, just like Mommy and Daddy.
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This is what a $7 beer looks like in Austin. That’s a quarter at the bottom for comparison. Eat your heart out, every other big American city.
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Between the tagline — “The only thing stopping these two cops from solving the crime of the century… is each other.” — and the above picture, it’s pretty clear why Leno’s film career ended with Collision Course. It’s also shockingly racist.
“Uruguay kindly requests that Somalia stops pronouncing it Ur-a-gay.”
While it would destroy the show’s realism, that mustache better be back on by next week’s episode.
Excelsior, improv fans! Come on out to see troupes go head-to-head in a no holds barred improv smackdown!
Shows at 9:00 and 10:30 on 9/16 and 9/17 at THE NEW MOVEMENT.
I love that little man.
A sampling of Charlie
I need Ron Swanson to meet Charlie Kelly.
I love how in movies when you knock someone out you can do whatever you want and rest assured they’re ok. Instead of freaking out if you killed them or not.
Being friendly with the guy who works at the convenience store where you always buy cigarettes means you deal with this every time:
"Can I get a pack of Camels?"
"You mean the cigarettes? Or the toes?"
I laugh, not because you’re funny, but because you give me free cigarettes.
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