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18th December 2011

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All right, Patrice, that’s a pretty good burn.
— Liz Lemon

29th November 2011

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Bloody brilliant.

jonhorwitz:

uh… YUS

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19th November 2011

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jonhorwitz:

LIKE!

jonhorwitz:

LIKE!

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13th November 2011

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The Magnetic Fields - You Must Be Out Of Your Mind

I frickin love these guys. It’s like they have a song for every thought I’ve ever had.

1st November 2011

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Why it's OK to stay in tonight. →

19th October 2011

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Today the Academy [of Pediatrics] says it recognizes that “video screens are everywhere now,” but it also reminds parents that “educational programming” is a total misnomer for children in the early stages of development who “have no idea what is going on” when it comes to watching videos, and not even just Yo Gabba Gabba!. Instead, they encourage way more one-on-one interactions with your children until they’re old enough to spend the rest of their lives staring at a screen up to the moment they drop dead, just like Mommy and Daddy.

19th October 2011

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This is what a $7 beer looks like in Austin. That’s a quarter at the bottom for comparison. Eat your heart out, every other big American city.

This is what a $7 beer looks like in Austin. That’s a quarter at the bottom for comparison. Eat your heart out, every other big American city.

Tagged: AustinbeeroktoberfestLiberty Bareast Austin

15th October 2011

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ifyourehereyoumustbebored:


YOU!

Can’t not reblog

ifyourehereyoumustbebored:

YOU!

Can’t not reblog

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3rd October 2011

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Between the tagline — “The only thing stopping these two cops from solving the crime of the century… is each other.” — and the above picture, it’s pretty clear why Leno’s film career ended with Collision Course. It’s also shockingly racist.

theavc:

Between the tagline — “The only thing stopping these two cops from solving the crime of the century… is each other.” — and the above picture, it’s pretty clear why Leno’s film career ended with Collision Course. It’s also shockingly racist.

Tagged: I think Leno would prefer this film to remain forgottenand that's why Nathan writes about it

30th September 2011

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“Uruguay kindly requests that Somalia stops pronouncing it Ur-a-gay.”

theavc:

“Uruguay kindly requests that Somalia stops pronouncing it Ur-a-gay.”

Tagged: CommunityTVThis show is the most wonderful

30th September 2011

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While it would destroy the show’s realism, that mustache better be back on by next week’s episode.

AGREED

theavc:

While it would destroy the show’s realism, that mustache better be back on by next week’s episode.

AGREED

Tagged: Such an upsetting upper lipPresumably the moonshine makes body hair grow back super-fastParks and RecreationTV

16th September 2011

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Excelsior, improv fans! Come on out to see troupes go head-to-head in a no holds barred improv smackdown!

Shows at 9:00 and 10:30 on 9/16 and 9/17 at THE NEW MOVEMENT.

Excelsior, improv fans! Come on out to see troupes go head-to-head in a no holds barred improv smackdown!

Shows at 9:00 and 10:30 on 9/16 and 9/17 at THE NEW MOVEMENT.

1st September 2011

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I love that little man.

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A sampling of Charlie

I need Ron Swanson to meet Charlie Kelly.

Tagged: charlie kellyGIFIt's always sunny in philadelphiaiasipsunnyfxgreenmanbirds of wardaymancharlie day

27th August 2011

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real life intervenes

I love how in movies when you knock someone out you can do whatever you want and rest assured they’re ok. Instead of freaking out if you killed them or not.

26th August 2011

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Keep Austin Weird

Being friendly with the guy who works at the convenience store where you always buy cigarettes means you deal with this every time:

"Can I get a pack of Camels?"

"You mean the cigarettes? Or the toes?"

I laugh, not because you’re funny, but because you give me free cigarettes.